I started a blog. How original.

I know the swathes of followers, admirers, critics and abusers have been dying for me to post again. Rofl.  The sugar coated version of my recent adventures would be I've been globe trotting in a professional and pleasurable capacity over the last 4 months, seeing the world in all its beauty (and otherwise), trying to find some sort of direction (we'll ignore the year before that, mark it down as a black hole in my development, lingering hazy memories of excessive beer and mind numbing bar work all the remain). What it actually entails is a summer of me playing babysitter for bratty, yet strangely beautiful, American children culminating in a long overdue visit to Norway and some chick I know. This could be the start of something beautiful, but it's more than likely going to be shit. Oh well.